Some of my peeps with intel for the other side are telling me that Rubio is going to make his Senate re-election announcement this week.
Marco Rubio wants to keep his job, despite:
having the worst track record in the Senate, having zero accomplishments (even his supporters can't point to any), having been absent more than anyone in the upper chamber, having been critiziced by members of his own party for how lightly he takes his job, and after telling everyone how much he really hates being a Senator....Marco suddenly realized he has no real prospects and no significant job opportunities. He also figures he can't run for president again without having a gubmint job.
So all of the sudden, he has decided he will settle for being our representative.
Only now does Rubio realize how good he has it. Who's going to take care of him? If he doesn't have an elected office, who's going to give him credit cards to run up massive personal debt? Who's going to take him on lavish trips? My God, what is he going to do?
Honestly, I normally wouldn't be that upset about it. After all, there are plenty of republicans who claim they hate the government but love having a cushy government job. Being a Senator for a major state can be as hard or as easy as you want to make it for yourself--and Rubio has pushed the bounds to just how little a Senator can do. He wants to run: fine. Run. I'd love to see your smarmy ass lose again.
But what really pisses me off... what really makes me throw up... is the fact that this unapologetic homophobe is standing on the corpses of 50 dead people as an excuse for changing his mind.
Rubio, you are one fucking piece of crap.
I want somebody.. anybody... in our lame media to ask Marco Rubio just one question: Why are you running?
We all know the REAL reasons. I just ranted about them. But if you are going to exploit this massacre as your excuse, you owe us an explanation.
Because if you are trying to tell us that you were so profoundly affected by what happened last week that you feel you need to serve us in office, which is what you alluded to on the Hugh Hewitt show, than I fucking assume you have a plan to make sure this never happens again.
What actions do you intend to take? What legislation will you champion? What will you fight for?
We already have the answer. Nothing, nothing, and nothing. It's been over a week, and you haven't said one damn thing about what you would do. You are the goddamned Senator from Florida RIGHT NOW, and you haven't done jack shit about any of it.
How about a bill to ban semi-automatic, high magazine capacity rifles that have been used in countless gun massacres?
How about a bill to ban people who have been on the terror watch list from buying explosives or assault rifles?
How about backing off of bills that have no purpose but to humiliate, marginalize and breed hatred towards the LGBT community?
You've not only done none of these things, you've done the COMPLETE OPPOSITE. You've made it easier for people to commit crimes against the LGBT community. You've made it easier for whackjobs to mow people down in gun massacres. You have a 100% rating from the NRA. You not only haven't helped us, you've hurt us.
In fact, the only thing you've said to Orlando about the massacre is essentially "shit happens". You stood there on a podium in orlando, literally threw up your hands, and actually fucking said it was just "OUR TURN".
You are one fucking, useless piece of shit.
I've learned to not take elections personally, especially in my nutty state, but you are a particularly disgusting individual for whom I have tremendous contempt. I know how painful it will be for you personally to lose come November. I shouldn't take this much pleasure in watching you and Trump deal with the upcoming pain of irrelevance, but I will. So. So. Much.
November can’t come soon enough.