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I am thankful my candidate will become the next President of the United States

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I realize there are many Kossacks with strong passions for or against our contenders for the Democratic nomination. Both have positions and beliefs which I support but I also am not quite aligned with either in at least one or two things. Nevertheless, I think it's pretty clear who needs our firm support in the nomination. Just look at this table and you can see who should be the winner:

My Candidate Republikklowns
Protect abortion rights

Uphold marriage equality

Separate church and state

Increase voter participation rather than restrict it

Maintain and expand Obamacare

Build up and fund public schools, not vouchers

Expand use of green energy sources

Increase taxes on the wealthiest

Protect Social Security from privatization

Keep the EPA working to protect our environment

Provide a pathway to citizenship for immigrants

Yes, today on Thanksgiving, I am thankful for my candidate, Billarnie Clinders. Of course, should Billarnie not win the nomination in the primary, I will unhesitatingly and proudly support Hernary Santon in the general election against whichever of the Republicans survives their gnaw-the-head-off-live-chickens contest to prove he or she is the most deranged of them all.

Happy Thanksgiving, Kossacks!


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