The United States of America is a decrepit post-apocalyptic wasteland where roving gangs of marauders target innocent white civilians.
Crime is out of control, people are being mowed down in the streets, the police are outgunned by ravening hordes, but it’s important you don’t take guns away from the hordes.
America welcomes all immigrants as long as they are white Eastern European models who marry rich guys.
The world outside the borders of the United States is a deathworld.
Gay people are okay as long as they are white billionaires.
Americans stand up against oppressive government.
Americans must do everything the police say.
Local sheriffs have more elaborate Bling of War uniforms than a banana republic generalissimo.
Trial are conducted onstage during political events.
Scott Baio does, in fact, still exist.
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