This just might be the best official statement ever about Donald Trump's naked NYC statue

New York City’s Union Square had a tiny surprise waiting for it this morning. A nude Donald Trump statue.

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There is a naked Trump statue in Union Square right now. pic.twitter.com/26bYxY4AwF

— New York City Patch (@NYC_Patch) August 18, 2016

The Gothamist got possibly the best statement in the history of official statements, out of Sam Biederman, New York City’s Parks Department spokesperson.

NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.

Let that marinate. It’s sooooo sublime.