We all know that Hillary Clinton has had more political enemies assassinated than Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Augusto Pinochet and Cersei Lannister combined. More recently, the right-wingers of our country have been floating out the idea that Hillary Clinton has some profound health issues, and a week ago, we all learned that Clinton has been dealing with pneumonia. Daily Show correspondent Jordan Klepper realizes that maybe these Trump supporters know something we don’t know—I mean, they were sorta right about Clinton being ill. Maybe she wasn’t suffering from some insane neurological disorder heretofore unheard of, but she did have walking pneumonia! Klepper decides to go back to a Trump rally to find out what the Republican nominee’s supporters think is going on in the world. He first decides to ask Trump voters what they think Hillary Clinton’s physical ailments may be.
Man: Aids.
Klepper: So you think she has AIDS. Why do you think that?
Man: Because of the way her husband used to be.
Klepper: So you think Bill had AIDS?
Man: Yes.
Klepper: So how did Bill Clinton get AIDS?
MAN: From messing around with Magic Johnson.
This man finds the identical picture of Hillary Clinton on the left more attractive than the one on the right.The above is a real conversation on film. Klepper learns about the conspiracy theory of Hillary Clinton using “doubles,” or “dopplegangers.” He prints up two identical images and gets people to explain why one is different than the other. It’s kinda brilliant actually. Kellper moves on to conspiracy theories that Republicans have concerning our president.
Number one with a bullet is that he’s a Muslim.
Man: We don’t even know if he’s a citizen.
Klepper: If you don’t look at the birth certificate there’s virtually no evidence.
Man: Exactly.
There is more, including Barack Obama’s choice of jewelry and whether he wears said jewelry or not, proving he’s Muslim. The finale is an “airtight” theory that President Barack Obama was involved in some capacity with the events of September 11, 2001. If you don’t remember what happened that day, that was the day that the right wing (and some socially liberal commentators) shit their collective pants and lost their damn minds.
Enjoy!
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