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Top Comments: The mystery of Stonehenge finally explained: It was built by satanic giants!

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Um, wow. I’ve heard some truly wacky stuff come out of the mouth of creationists, but this rates right up there amongst the most outlandish assertions I’ve ever heard. Theologist Dr. Dennis Lindsay, president and CEO of Christ For The Nations was on fallen evangelist Jim Bakker’s program last week saying with complete sincerity that Stonehenge was built by giants placed on earth by Satan. 

In the snippet below, Lindsay maintains that back in the day “giants were infiltrating Israel” and trying to destroy it. He then goes on to prove that this is absolutely true because Stonehenge! 

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He’s out to destroy God’s creation and his whole plan of redemption and contaminate the human race because Jesus came not to save hybrids or non-human beings or fallen angels or Lucifer. He came to save human beings and to have a family. Satan is out to destroy that and have his own seed and make his own family.

Why and what is the evidence for giant beings on this Earth? We all know about Stonehenge, right? And that’s just one out of hundreds and hundreds of gigantic places around the world that testify that some sort of supernatural power or giants were involved in its construction.

He never does make the connection of why Satan diverted some of his giant minions to England to erect a pile of stones instead of joining the other Satanic giants in their mission to flatten Israel. I bet if he gave it deeper thought like I have, he would come to the conclusion this was Satan’s own penile colony. That’s right. The giants who weren’t diabolical enough were sent to damp-ass England to do hard time digging graves for elephants. Who needs The Onion when we have these clowns? Oh, and in case you are wondering what those huge plastic tubs are on Jim Bakker’s set, his latest scam is hawking giant vats of food slop to be stored when inevitable terrorist attacks take place due to American immigration policy. x YouTube Video Who needs The Onion when we have these people? Top Comments April 23, 2016:

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CPT Doom spelled it out perfectly with this comment in Kerry Eleveld’s diary.

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