Sentence condemning Bernie Sanders in unduly harsh terms for grossly exaggerated or totally imaginary transgression.
Indication that known male authority figure who is either prominent Democrat or long-time ally of Democrats shares this condemnation. Citation of this assertion to public speech by authority figure in linked publication with series of block quotes damning of Bernie Sanders:
Blockquote repeating tired Hillary campaign propaganda talking point verbatim.
Expression of shock and delight that authority figure repeats talking point provided by Hillary campaign to authority figure (no acknowledgement, even parenthetically, that talking point was provided by Hillary campaign to authority figure who is Hillary surrogate — likewise, no acknowledgement of this long-term public role of the speaker either).
Linking sentences intended to stoke melodrama for further condemnations of Bernie to come. Short tension-building prose interlude with references to getting things done or experience or non-progressive progressivism, then next slam of Bernie by authority figure.
Second blockquote with new Hillary campaign talking point angle of attack.
Falsely naive evaluation of new talking point as new and different even though all your readers have seen it repeated by the Hillary campaign dozens if not hundreds of times. Pretense of furrowed brow and shaking of head at grave danger to party, country, puppies and babies that [insert Bernie policy, statement, preferred bird species, or style of pizza eating here] represents.
Pivot to final theme and signal to weary readers your piece will soon be coming to a close. Obviously fraudulent insistence that author is stunned by the ferocity of the final Hillary campaign talking point placed by the campaign in the mouth of the long-time Hillary surrogate:
Final blockquote with harshest Hillary campaign talking point of the three.
Expression of approval of the talking point. Valorization of the authority figure speaking the talking point. Refusal to acknowledge authority figure as Hillary surrogate, with instead a blanket assertion that authority figure is an authority figure and should not be questioned ever, in any way.
Implicit invitation to Hillary supporters to flood the comment section with hundreds of comments celebrating the successful but unacknowledged communication of Hillary talking points by the Hillary campaign to the Hillary surrogate and subsequent regurgitation of the Hillary talking points by the Hillary surrogate for consumption by Hillary supporters.
Repeat diary and comments dozens of times in the last 24 hours.